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Tips for people planning to be art majors.

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1. Don’t.

2. There’s always going to be an art elitist in your class who thinks they know everything and thinks they are the next Michelangelo. Typically their art is average at best.

3. If there is no art elitist in the class, you are the art elitist.

4. Fundamental classes will boost your ego. Upper division will make you feel like you’re in kindergarten again because you suck.

5. There will always be someone better than you, but they are students too.

6. The professors who point out the flaws before praising you are the ones you can learn the most from.

7. You’re going to spend more money than you’ll originally estimate.

8. Don’t take more than two studio classes per semester. You’ll spend more time on these classes than any of your other classes combined.

9. Learn to appreciate criticism.

10. The professors who insist you call them by their first name mean it. You’ll like them.

11. Prepare to spend the night multiple times in the art department, this is your new home.

12. Get ready for lots of, “okay but how are you going to make money in the real world?” and “can’t you just make art outside of college and get a real major?” and “what do your parents think?”

13. Coffee is your best friend. If you don’t like coffee, learn to like it.

14. Your main influence/inspiration for each project will be adderall.

15. There’s going to be people who take studio classes that aren’t art majors or minors, they just think it’ll be fun. They’re going to be severely disappointed and will require most of the instructor’s attention. Try not to dismember them.

16. The phrases “What the hell” “I don’t even fucking know” and “I give up” will be used frequently.

17. Never give up.

18. Don’t.